20 Side-Splitting Chuck Norris Jokes That Prove He’s Unstoppable in Honor of His Legacy

With Chuck Norris passing away at 86, the world is reflecting on more than just his life, it’s celebrating the legend he became. Known for his unstoppable image and the countless jokes and memes inspired by him, Norris left a mark on pop culture like few others. Here’s a collection of some of the most hilarious Chuck Norris jokes that keep fans laughing.

Classic Chuck Norris Feats

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Funny & Absurd

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.

Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris spices up his steaks with pepper spray.

Short & Punchy

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Impossible Logic

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.

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