10 Things About ‘The Batman’ That Absolutely Made No Sense

‘The Batman’ is a dark, gripping take on the iconic hero, with Robert Pattinson delivering a brooding Bruce Wayne in a gritty Gotham. Director Matt Reeves crafts a detective-driven story that dives deep into the city’s corruption, blending intense action with a noir vibe. Despite its strengths, the film has moments that don’t quite add up. Some choices, from character decisions to plot twists, left me puzzled, wondering how they fit into the story’s logic.

As a fan of Batman’s world, I loved the mood and style, but certain scenes felt off, like pieces of a puzzle that don’t connect. This article explores 10 moments in ‘The Batman’ that didn’t make sense, breaking down why they felt out of place. From shaky motivations to odd plot holes, here’s what had me raising an eyebrow.

10. Alfred’s Careless Mail-Opening Habit

Alfred Pennyworth, played by Andy Serkis, is a sharp, cautious figure in ‘The Batman’ (2022), often guiding Bruce with wisdom. So why does he open a mysterious package without checking it first? A bomb sent by the Riddler nearly kills him, which feels reckless for someone with Alfred’s experience. Given Gotham’s chaos and a serial killer on the loose, you’d expect him to be more careful.

This moment jars because it undermines Alfred’s role as a grounded, tactical ally. His past, hinted at as military or intelligence, suggests he’d know better than to trust random mail. The plot needs him injured to raise stakes, but it makes Alfred seem oddly naive for a man who’s seen it all.

9. Catwoman’s Quick Kiss with Batman

Zoë Kravitz’s Selina Kyle, aka Catwoman, brings depth to ‘The Batman’ (2022), with her complex ties to her murdered partner, Anika. Yet, after Anika’s death, Selina quickly kisses Batman while chasing the killer. This romantic spark feels rushed, especially since she’s grieving a close relationship. It’s hard to buy her jumping into flirtation so soon.

The chemistry between Selina and Batman is strong, but the timing feels off. Her trauma should weigh heavier, making her sudden interest in a masked vigilante seem forced. A slower build-up would’ve made their connection more believable in this dark tale.

8. Batman’s Weak Ninja Skills

Batman, trained as a ninja in films like ‘Batman Begins’ (2005), is known for stealth and martial arts mastery. In ‘The Batman’ (2022), he’s a brilliant detective but lacks the slick combat finesse we expect. He often relies on brute force or pleading with villains, like begging the Riddler to spill secrets, which feels desperate for the Dark Knight.

This shift from ninja to brawler doesn’t align with his established skills. While the focus on detective work is fresh, sidelining his physical prowess makes him less distinct from other heroes. I wanted to see more of that shadowy, tactical Batman in action.

7. Gotham’s Bystanders Freeze in Panic

During a chaotic scene in ‘The Batman’ (2022), the Riddler traps District Attorney Gil Colson, played by Peter Sarsgaard, in a car rigged with a bomb that crashes into a building. Bystanders just stand there, stunned, until police order them out. It’s strange that no one instinctively runs from a clear danger like a crashing car.

This inaction feels unrealistic, as most people would bolt from such a threat. The scene aims for tension, but the crowd’s passivity breaks immersion. Real-world panic would’ve made the moment more gripping and believable.

6. The Riddler’s Endless Phone Call

In the same DA scene in ‘The Batman’ (2022), the Riddler, played by Paul Dano, FaceTimes Batman via a phone taped to Colson’s hand. The call keeps ringing for hours until Batman arrives at night. Does the Riddler just keep redialing endlessly? It’s a stretch to think he’d wait that long.

The logistics of this setup don’t add up. A villain as meticulous as the Riddler wouldn’t rely on such a shaky plan. This detail, while minor, pulls you out of the story, making his scheme feel less clever.

5. Bruce Wayne’s Shabby Style

Bruce Wayne, Gotham’s billionaire in ‘The Batman’ (2022), should ooze wealth and charm in public, like Christian Bale’s version in ‘The Dark Knight’ (2008). Instead, Robert Pattinson’s Bruce wears cheap-looking suits and seems uninterested in his playboy persona. For a man hiding his Batman identity, this lack of flair is odd.

His drab appearance doesn’t fit the cunning disguise we expect from Bruce. A sharper wardrobe would’ve sold the dual identity better, making his public role feel intentional rather than neglected. It’s a missed chance to show his complexity.

4. Penguin Walks Free After a Chase

Batman and Jim Gordon, played by Jeffrey Wright, chase Oswald Cobblepot, aka Penguin, in ‘The Batman’ (2022), believing he’s a key informant. The wild Batmobile pursuit causes chaos, but when they learn Penguin, played by Colin Farrell, isn’t the main culprit, Batman lets him go. Why release a known crime lord?

Penguin’s still a dangerous figure, running shady operations. Letting him walk feels sloppy for a vigilante obsessed with cleaning up Gotham. This choice weakens Batman’s mission and makes his priorities confusing.

3. Falcone’s Risky Murder Plot

In ‘The Batman’ (2022), Carmine Falcone, played by John Turturro, kills a journalist to protect Thomas Wayne’s secrets, then has the Waynes murdered to keep them quiet. Killing Gotham’s richest family seems like overkill when threatening them could’ve ensured their silence. Falcone’s power thrives on control, not chaos.

This extreme move feels illogical for a calculating mob boss. Keeping the Waynes alive as leverage would’ve been smarter, giving him sway over Gotham’s elite. The plot feels forced to tie Batman’s family to the city’s corruption.

2. Gotham Ignores Riddler’s Bigger Plan

After capturing the Riddler in ‘The Batman’ (2022), the police assume the threat is over and toss him in Arkham. But his clues hint at a larger scheme, which Batman only catches late. Why does Gotham’s leadership relax when a mastermind like Riddler is clearly still dangerous?

This oversight makes the city’s authorities look incompetent. A tighter lockdown or deeper investigation would’ve made sense, especially with Riddler’s knack for elaborate plans. It’s a plot hole that undermines the story’s stakes.

1. Batman’s Wealth Could Fix Gotham

Bruce Wayne’s billions in ‘The Batman’ (2022) fund gadgets and the Batmobile, yet Gotham’s poverty and crime fester. When Bella Reál, played by Jayme Lawson, begs for donations to fight poverty, Bruce ignores her. Why not use his fortune to help the city he’s fighting for?

This contradiction clashes with Batman’s mission to save Gotham. Spending on tech while orphans and the poor suffer feels shortsighted. A hero this driven should see wealth as a tool, not just a means for vigilante toys.

What’s the most baffling moment in ‘The Batman’ for you, or did I miss a plot hole that bugged you? Drop your thoughts in the comments!