‘South Park’ Takes Aim: Trump’s “Teeny Tiny” Manhood Mocked in Season 27 Premiere

Just one day after signing a massive $1.5 billion deal with Paramount Plus, South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker dropped a wild and very on-brand premiere to kick off Season 27. The episode doesn’t hold back, especially when it comes to Donald Trump.

The premiere takes direct aim at Trump, showing him with a tiny p**** and lying naked in bed next to Satan. In the scene, a regular character from the show says to Trump, “I can’t even see anything, it’s so small.” It’s the kind of shock value that South Park is known for, and the creators seem to have leaned in harder than ever this time.

The episode also mocks several big issues: Trump’s tendency to file lawsuits against critics, the use of AI like ChatGPT, government censorship, religion creeping into public schools, and corporations giving in to political pressure.

The story ends with a fake PSA, poking fun at the idea that Paramount will be producing official PSAs for the Trump administration. In it, a fully nude, AI-generated Trump is seen wandering the desert with what the show calls a “teeny tiny” p****.

It’s a bold way to start a new season, especially following the news of Stone and Parker’s huge deal with Paramount. But even with that corporate relationship, they’re still pushing boundaries the way they always have.

Before the premiere aired, the duo gave thanks to Paramount co-CEO Chris McCarthy and COO Keyes Hill-Edgar.

Parker said in a statement, “We are grateful for this opportunity and deeply honored by the trust placed in us. This is about more than a contract — it’s about our commitment to this organization, our teammates, and our fans. We’re focused on building something special and doing whatever it takes to bring championships to this city.”

Whether the new season brings in awards or more controversy, one thing is clear: South Park isn’t going quiet anytime soon.

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